If you don't have a kid, let me tell you... you're missing out on some interesting conversations.
A few weeks ago we were driving to school/work and she asks me "Mommy, are we here yet?"
"No baby, we're not... uh..."
"We're not here?"
"Yes, we're here..."
Obviously she got the best of me in that conversation.
Then there are the silly songs we all make up... like the Angie Song sung to the tune of that Copa Cabana song... Ok, ok, stop begging... I'll share it... [really, you're just embarrassing us both]
"Her name was Angie, Angie LaPlaca. She's the cutest kid on the block-a. She needs smack-bottoms... on her little butt. She is so cute, and she's really a hoot, her name is Angie... Angie LaPlaca!"
OK, so obviously having children can make you a little crazy. [See, now if I had the ability to do strikeout text I'd modify that sentence a bit...]. That's probably why I could have done a post entitled A is for Alcohol! Stay tuned for M is for Margaritas! :)