Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Migraine Pantie Packs

I had a horrible headache today. It felt like twin chisels being pounded into my temples. I mentioned this on Twitter and a helpful tweep suggested that Magnesium is a natural muscle relaxer and works great for headaches.

Good to know. I could have used a handful today.

Note to self: Buy Magnesium.

So I mention this to my friend Andrea who suffers from migraines a lot. She tells me about cervical injections that the AZ Pain Center offers for permanent migraine relief.

Apparently men may be on to something when they suggest that sex relieves headaches.

Andrea confirmed this - orgasms are a proven natural remedy for migraines (she is the expert) but the pain returns when the afterglow fades.

So this gets me thinking...

If orgasms cure headaches the manufacturers of those vibrating panties should jump all over that.

Yes, I am a marketing genius (actually, Andrea and I are a formidable team when presented with an opportunity - watch out world).

Imagine this... Migraine Pantie Packs!

Each kit includes: One pair of vibrating panties, one bottle of Magnesium, Valerian (another herbal known to help with headaches), Sprite (for the accompanying nausea), caffeine pills, a heating pad, ice mask/light blocker, ear plugs and a sign for your doorknob that reads "Go the F*@& Away, RIGHT NOW!"

Frequent migraine sufferers could have one Migraine Pantie Pack at work and one at home.

I'm thinking that the panties and Magnesium might come in handy for particularly stressful days at work period, headache or no... (just sayin').


  1. omg LOL!!! You might be on to something for sure. Sorry for your headache. Let me know if I can help with the new product logo, lmao.

  2. OMFG, you are an absolute genius. I can see the commercials and related disclaimers now...

    I wonder if I can get my dr to write a prescription so I can get a tax write off for the panties. If so, I'm totally on board.

  3. This is seriously the best idea I've heard all day! There are no side effects even unless you don't like euphoria - you may get shut down by the FDA so just be careful..

  4. This is HILARIOUS!
    As a fellow sufferer of migraines... this is WAY better than those freakin' Imitrex injections. (Worst reaction EVER to a drug for me EVER!)
    You are both geniuses... and deserving of at least a Migraine Pantie Pack a piece!

  5. I think I'm afraid. It's probably in a good way, though.

  6. Funny!
    Saw a snippet from a London tabloid, posted in the ladies room of an art museum, about a housewife who fainted in the market. She was found wearing leather pleasure panties ...
    I'm just saying.

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  8. Aw, thank you Barbara!

    I'll have to Google that Gene Pool Diva... LOL

    Feel free to do a picture blog on it Kendall LOL

  9. I had a pair of those....and they were AWESOME!!! (Get the remote control ones!) ;)

  10. I was wondering if I'd be the only guy...posting here. Guess not. You know what else works for migraines? Besides the above mentions? I get them frequent, and seems to be weather related for me. Benadryl or similar antihistamine. Not sure if there is logic to that but it's worked for me.

  11. I've had to replace my tried-n-true Excedrin with a Tylenol + Aleve + Coca-Cola mixture... but this invention sounds much easier to stomach. And more wide range problem solution to boot! So... when do you go to production???